Ex-WWE Sorcerer Seeks Mistrial Amidst Magical Mayhem

In a courtroom saga fit for a wizarding tale, ex-WWE sorcerer Ted DiBiase Jr. has conjured a motion for a mistrial amid swirling spells of chaos. Accused of pilfering federal treasure, he worries his co-counsel, caught in a medical hex, hasn’t perused the enchanted tomes. The court awaits the Ministry's verdict, with the next chapter brewing by January 26.