Triple H Champions Trump's Enchanted Milk Decree for Schools

In a land where wizards duel and spells abound, Triple H, the gallant champion of the squared circle, has rallied behind Donald Trump's latest decree on magical milk! With schools now serving whole and 2% milk potions, debates swirl like enchanted winds about the merits of high-fat dairy. As childhood obesity looms like a dark enchantment, Triple H urges a quest for healthier spells of nutrition and exercise, believing it's time to update the ancient recipes.