Santos Escobar ki chutti, WrestleMania se pehle bhari dard

Oye suno, Santos Escobar, ek WWE champion, ab hai chutti pe! Tricep ki dard bhari kahani, Vegas ki galiyon mein WrestleMania 42 ki taraf badh raha hai. Surgery ho gayi, par wo keh raha hai, 'Main wapas aunga!' Dr. Wagner, teri yaad rahegi, kyunki asli Lucha Libre ka mazaa abhi baaki hai, bhai! Jab tak na aaye, sabko yaad rahega yeh dard bhara safar!