The Miz Blames Danhausen for His Cursed Life, Fo’ Shizzle

Yo, check it out! The Miz is feelin' all kinds of salty, claimin' that Danhausen's messin' with his vibe. Since debutin' at Elimination Chamber 2026, this dude's been causin' chaos, even cursing the Cleveland Cavaliers! The Miz ain't shy, sayin', "I hate Danhausen!" while teamin' up with Kit Wilson on SmackDown. Meanwhile, The Godfather's givin' props to Danhausen's hustle, sayin' the game done changed, baby!