Triple H is turning WWE into a UFC-style cash grab, fo' shizzle

Yo, listen up! Triple H, the King of Kings, is tryna turn WWE into a UFC-style cash grab, and it ain't lookin' too fresh, ya feel me? Under the TKO umbrella, ticket prices are risin' like dough, leavin' fans feelin' that disconnect after that RAW showdown with Roman and CM Punk. WrestleMania ticket sales droppin' 25% off, what happened to the vision, Triple H?