Triple H’s Booking Got Randy Orton in a Funk, G

Yo, listen up! John Cena just cruised through his retirement tour, but Triple H is playin' games with Randy Orton, the Viper. He’s been ghostin' for months, not hurt, just stuck in some whack booking, while WWE's lookin' for top babyfaces. Fans were hyped for a title showdown with Cody Rhodes, but that fizzled out. Orton’s chillin' in limbo, and WWE needs to step it up, fo' shizzle.