John Cena: Strong, Stiff, and Ready to Lay the Smackdown

John Cena, the champ, the legend, has been called out for being a little stiff in the ring! The Whole F'n Show, Rob Van Dam, knows the deal — when Cena locks you in that headlock, it’s like being folded into a pretzel! Sure, he’s got strength that can lift a boulder, but watch out for that submission hold, or you’ll be gasping for air, jabroni!