Apollo Crews Exits WWE After 11 Years of Unmatched Glory

Ladies and gentlemen, BREAKING NEWS! Apollo Crews, a two-time champion, has left WWE after 11 years of pure, unadulterated glory! This guy started as Uhaa, and what a ride it’s been! He’s thanking everyone, folks, saying it’s been tremendous. Only one injury? Incredible! Now, he’s ready for bigger and better things. Just wait and see, folks, it’s gonna be HUGE!