Danhausen's Wild Take on The Miz's Struggles in WWE

Folks, The Miz has had more nicknames than anyone else, believe me! And now, Danhausen, the very nice, very evil superstar, claims "Miz" means "Manipulate. Instigate. Zorp"! Sad! On SmackDown, The Miz had a title shot but turned down Danhausen's help. What happened? Another loss! Just tragic, folks! I told you so!