Logan Paul: Not a Part-Timer, Just a Winning Machine!

Logan Paul, folks, he’s not just a part-timer! He’s a winning machine! Four matches in five weeks—November 24, 29, December 8, and 15! He took down Rey Mysterio with help from Austin Theory, not Seth Rollins! CM Punk is finally waking up—Paul’s a hard worker! Haters? They’re just boosting his brand. It’s a tremendous saga, folks!