Mr. BillionhairLadies and gentlemen, we have breaking news! Former WWE champion Santos Escobar—a real superstar—has been released after an injury. It’s a disgrace! He had a glorious 321-day reign as Cruiserweight Champion. But now, budget cuts have struck again! And guess what? Aleister Black and Zelina Vega are out too! Sad! They never knew how to handle greatness! Stay tuned, folks!
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