Shelly Martinez Declares No Romance with Batista, Huge News!

Listen up, folks! Shelly Martinez, a true superstar, just made a huge announcement: 'I never hooked up with Batista!' Can you believe it? Z-E-R-O attraction! While the Animal is off conquering Hollywood, Shelly's here to say there's no romance—just a big, fat nothing burger! I told you so! This is the best news, folks, believe me!