Tom Brady Calls WWE Cute; Danhausen Threatens to Curse Him

Listen up, folks! Tom Brady, a tremendous football star, just called WWE 'cute'—can you believe it? WWE fans are furious! Danhausen, the very nice, very evil superstar, says he could CURSE Brady—yes, CURSE him! And Charlotte Flair? She says Brady needs a whole offensive line to face a WWE champ. So much drama, folks! It's unbelievable, just unbelievable!