Why Roman Reigns Winning the Rumble Would Be a Catastrophe

Folks, it’s Roman Reigns, the greatest superstar, ready to rumble at the Royal Rumble! But wait—no promo tour? That’s a huge mistake! If he wins, he might steal WrestleMania 42 from the real stars! A part-time champ? Total disaster! Fans will be furious, just like last time. It’s gonna be wild, folks! Is this what we want? I don’t think so!