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Julio Rodriguez Hits Epic Homer, Mariners Still Faceplant

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Julio Rodriguez Hits Epic Homer, Mariners Still Faceplant

So, like, Julio Rodriguez just sent a 451-foot nuke into the stratosphere, and we’re all like, ‘OMG, YAS!’ But hold up, the Mariners still flopped 6-4 against the Angels. This season? A hot mess, fam. Julio’s batting average is chilling at .250, and he’s out here apologizing like he’s the reason for the apocalypse. Can we get a collective eye roll?