Rockies Prez DePodesta Rants About 104 Losses and Chaos

So, like, Rockies big cheese Paul DePodesta just went off at Coors Field. They gained 15 wins but still tanked with 104 losses—four years of total meltdown! Pitching? Absolute chaos, especially with that 0-15 flop at the end. With a lockout on the horizon, it’s time to shake things up. But hey, manager Warren Schaeffer? Still holding it down. Let’s rebuild, fam!