Starting Pitchers Ka Naya Drama: Fast Aur Furious Style

Arre bhai, starting pitchers ki duniya toh badal gayi! Ab yeh log game khatam nahi karte, sirf shuruat mein dhamaka karte hain. July 2026 mein sirf do complete games hue, samjha kya? Ab toh pitchers 5 innings se zyada nahi karte, warna Daya bhabhi ka garba yaad aayega! Bullpen ka chakkar badh gaya hai, bhai! Team ko zyada pitchers chahiye, nahi toh kya hoga, samajh nahi aata yaar!