Rockies President DePodesta Spins Tale of Magical Misfortunes

In the mystical land of Coors Field, the wise wizard Paul DePodesta spun a yarn of mixed fortunes. Despite a 15-win charm, the Rockies faced a ghastly 104-loss spell, marking four years of magical mishaps. The starting pitching sorcerers stumbled, conjuring a dreadful 0-15 record. With a looming lockout incantation, DePodesta called for roster enchantments and to nurture young talents as Manager Warren Schaeffer received a hopeful nod.