Aliens, Clowns & Geeks

Bodhi Elfman

Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy

Danny Belrose

Doper #2

Steve Agee

Jumbo / Lenny

Nic Novicki

Fritz

Martin Klebba

Clown Captain

Verne Troyer

Emperor Beezel-Chug

George Wendt

Father Mahoney

French Stewart

Professor von Scheisenberg

Susan Slome

Mrs. Schwartz

Jesse Merlin

Russian Newscaster

Lenny Hernandez

Alien Captain Zozz

Robbyn Leigh

Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)

Marissa Caprielian

Mindy

Zoe Saltz

Emily

Marco Antonio Parra

Ramon (as Marco Parra)

Richard Elfman

Clown Bippy

Rebecca Forsythe

Helga Svenson

Angeline-Rose Troy

Inga Svenson / Mom

Malcolm Foster Smith

Lt. Johnson

Anastasia Elfman

Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer

Erwin Stone

Bones

Andre Ing

Mr. Chen

Will Gardner

Alien Officer / Alien Cadet

Victor Chi

Mr. Zheng

Richard Wagner

Men in Black Agent

J. Marvin Campbell

Men in Black Agent

Marcos Mateo Ochoa

Desi, Rupert

Gilli Messer

Coroner Fennigan

James Balsamo

Ping pong enthusiast

René Mena

Doper

Fnu Aruna

News reporter / rapper

Lisa Bertoldo

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Jahel Corban Caldera

Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter

Cassandra Angelique Casini

Mrs. Angelo

Raul Colon

Biker Clown

Sergio Enrique

Bartender

Tamara Goodwin

American Newscaster

Sean Keller

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Sebastian Muñoz

Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)

Graham Skipper

Officer Skipper

Justin Humphreys

Yokel (uncredited)