An Accidental Zombie (Named Ted)

Ted insists he's not a zombie. Just ask him. Sure, he picked up a skin thing on his Caribbean vacation, and he's hungering for brains, but who isn't? Anyway, things are bound to get better when Ted inherits his grandfather's fortune; all he's got to do is wait for the old man to die. In the meantime, to add to the strangeness, Ted follows a hot vampire into a group therapy session where the patients all suffer disorders of the paranormal. Yep. Things just went from weird to wacky.