Big Trouble

Tim Allen

Eliot Arnold

Andy Richter

Jack/Ralph Pendick

Cullen Douglas

Captain Justin Hobart

Stanley Tucci

Arthur Herk

DJ Qualls

Andrew

Omar Epps

Seitz

Jack Kehler

Leonard

Patrick Warburton

Walter Kramitz

Jason Lee

Puggy

Tom Sizemore

Snake

Marc Macaulay

Arch Ridley

Dennis Farina

Henry Desalvo

Zooey Deschanel

Jenny Herk

Siobhan Fallon Hogan

Fly by Air Ticket Agent

Greg Hale

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Diane Calhoun

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Janeane Garofalo

Monica Romero

Deborah Smith Ford

Bag Lady (uncredited)

Antoni Corone

William Spaulding

Dave Corey

Cellmate Dwight

James Martin Kelly

Geo Salesman

Jay Rasumny

Courier #1

Ron Madoff

Extra

Rene Russo

Anna Herk

Chris Soldo

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Johnny Knoxville

Eddie

Martha Stewart

Herself

Barry Sonnenfeld

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Artie Malesci

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Daniel London

John

Mark Salem

Fly By Air Baggage Handler

Flip Schultz

Co-Pilot Jan Vigushin

Jody Wilson

Retiree #3

Jon Kasdan

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Michael McShane

Bruce

Sofía Vergara

Nina

Heavy D

Greer

David Koepp

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Sid Raymond

Retiree #2

Ben Foster

Matt Arnold

Lars Arentz-Hansen

Leo

Gloria Laino

Airport X-Ray Operator

Patrick Mickler

Cigar Buddy

Carmen López

Airport Stern Security Woman

Ian Marioles

Editorial Assistant

Gerald Owens

Cigar Buddy

Mitchell Carrey

Cigar Buddy

Nathalie Latronico

Heather Weintraub

Philip Nolen

Deeber

Ruben Gomez

Courier #2

Kava Stewartson

Sour Airport Security

Renato Campilongo

Gang Leader

Selma Cipes

Retiree #1

Maurice Alvey

Retiree #4

Mia Finnegan

Aerobics Announcer (voice)

Eric Geller

Aerobics Announcer (voice)

Paul Barth

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