Season 1

1.Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It’s High in Defense. Otherwise, My Son Might Die!

2.Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?

3.Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.

4.It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That? Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.

5.If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.

6.Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!

7.The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!

8.What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!

9.This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That's the Important Part!

10.The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart. Also, Full-Body Armor. That's What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?

11.I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted. But It Totally Was

12.The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure… But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?