Season 1

1.The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure… But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?

2.It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That? Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.

3.Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It’s High in Defense. Otherwise, My Son Might Die!

4.Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?

5.This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That's the Important Part!

6.What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!

7.Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.

8.If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.

9.Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!

10.The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!

11.The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart. Also, Full-Body Armor. That's What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?

12.I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted. But It Totally Was