Ernie and Emma

Bruce Campbell

Ernie

Ted Raimi

Persnickety Dance Instructor

Emma Raimi

Tatyana

Cerina Vincent

Judy

Robin McAlpine

Emma (voice)

William Earl Ray

Neighbor Earl

Brian Gunter

Guy Drehobl

Eric Martin Reid

Asshole Homeowner

P.K. Glazer

Idiot on the Riverbank

Michael Kallio

Surly Liquor Store Salesman

Mike Estes

Budtender

Daniel Cross

Hospital Security Guard

Danielle Kelly

Jazz Singer

Chris Miller

Garage Sale Guy

Steve Sellery

Darryl

Trevor Seven

Darryl's Boss

Arthur Woolard

Darryl's Boss

Mike Ditz

Animal Rescue Volunteer

Janel SantaCruz Campbell

Animal Rescue Clerk

Claire Harwood

Pickles

Lillia Chance

(voice)

Lillia Chance

(voice)

Mollie A. Hart

(voice)

Chad Kula

(voice)

Jason Maniccia

(voice)

Chris Miller

Garage Sale Guy

Karyn O'Bryant

(voice)