Fat Slags

Burt Kwouk

Dalai Lama

Geri Halliwell-Horner

Paige

Dolph Lundgren

Randy

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer

Ene Frost

Recording Studio Mixer

Don Warrington

General Secretary

James Dreyfus

Fidor

Neil Maskell

Policeman

David Schneider

Tanner

Jerry O'Connell

Sean Cooley

Finlay Robertson

Rickshaw Driver

Paul Cathie

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Joe Geary

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John Thomson

Foreman

Bruce Mackinnon

Minion 1

Alison King

Receptionist

Oliver Bradshaw

Butler

Sophie Thompson

Tracey

Erich Redman

Dutch Journalist

Anthony Stewart Head

Victor

Ralf Little

Milkman

Ed Bye

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Naomi Campbell

Sales Assistant

Chris Barnes

Warden

Fiona Allen

Sandra

Les Dennis

MC

Tom Goodman-Hill

Baz

Michael Greco

Niarchos

Eamonn Holmes

Himself

Ahmet Mekin

Waiter 1

Timur Ahmet

Waiter 2

Sarah Cawood

TOTP Presenter 1

Colin Murray

TOTP Presenter 2

Angus Deayton

Maurice the Hotel Receptionist

Steve Punt

Immigration Officer 1

Simon Farnaby

Ventriloquist

Michael Howe

UK Breakfast Presenter

Helen Lederer

Hysterical UN Woman

Grant Masters

E.R. Person

Henry Miller

Dave

Johnny Myers

American Journalist

Arthur Nightingale

Gardener

Stuart Nurse

Limo Driver

Brian Perkins

Newsreader

Paul Putner

Coach Driver

Simon Roberts

Horner Prize Presenter

Frank Rozelaar-Green

French Driver

Shend

Niarchos 2

Rainer Wiseman

Postman

Naima Stevenson

Office Worker

James Boyle

Tom Cruise

Devina Artley

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Andrea Slater

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