Garchaster's Cornblade
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Director(s)
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Matt Minter
Dylan Mars Greenberg
Cast & Crew
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Garchaster's Cornblade FAQs
The directors of Garchaster's Cornblade are Donald Farmer, Brewce Longo, Matt Minter, and Dylan Mars Greenberg.
The cast of Garchaster's Cornblade includes Josh Christensen as DJ Giant Microwave, David Nelson as Voice of Garbite, Lyndsie Jane Earle as Stone, Kasper Meltedhair as Tarsia, Andy Heck Boyd as Gorgas Mordpan, Carrie Phillips as Ozra, Dogfood Williams as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member, Mary Faust as Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger, Michelle Wanhala as Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member, Nicholas DeGideo as Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member, Emily Kaldenbaugh as Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member, Eli Elliot as Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member, and more.
The duration of Garchaster's Cornblade is 1h 49 mins.
Yes. You can watch the Garchaster's Cornblade trailer on this Fanbiz page on Fanziz.
Garchaster's Cornblade was released on 16 Aug 2026.
