Season 1

1.Rule #58: Avoid The Douchemobile

2.Rule #77: Don't Blow The Bubble

3.Rule #8: Timing Is Everything

4.Rule #605: You Can Go Home Again

5.Rule #72: Embrace Your Inner Prom Queen... But Not Too Much

6.Rule #25: Beware the Second Chance

7.Rule #14: No Means...No

8.Rule #79: Labels Are For Canned Goods

9.Rule #81: There's No Crying in Porn

10.Rule #36: If You Can't Stand the Heat, You're Cooked

11.Rule #118: Let Her Eat Cake

12.Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a Reason

13.Rule #59: Happily Ever After Is an Oxymoron