Goal III: Taking on the World

John Salthouse

Newcastle Manager

JJ Feild

Liam Adams

Cristiano Ronaldo

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Gary Lewis

Mal Braithwaite

Mike Elliot

Gordon

Margo Stilley

Tamzin Adams

Christopher Fairbank

Foghorn

Tamer Hassan

Ronnie

Andrew Shue

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Nick Moran

Nick Ashworth

John Terry

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Paul Humpoletz

LADA Taxi Driver

Gary Neville

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Rio Ferdinand

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Wayne Rooney

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David Beckham

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Jakki Degg

Cute Masseuse

Kasia Smutniak

Sophia Tardelli

Kuno Becker

Santiago Muñez

Ronaldo

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Fernando Torres

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Antonia Bernath

Britt

Tereza Srbova

Katja

Ori Pfeffer

Mad Film Director

Thierry Henry

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Anna Maria Everett

Old Masseuse

Leo Gregory

Charlie Braithwaite

Gabrielle Richens

Marjorie

Mellissa Laycy

Agnetha

John Motson

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Frank Lampard

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Russell De Rozario

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Andrew Morahan

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Jamie Carragher

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Steven Gerrard

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Sven-Göran Eriksson

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Joe Cole

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Hernán Crespo

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Paul McGavin

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Craig Heaney

Phil

Anya Lahiri

June

Jack McBride

Walter

Olivia Phillips

Bella

Sam Cunningham

Helga

Erin Lister

Ani-Frid

Tia Thomas

Production assistant

Brett Morton

Runner

Dave Sansom

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Bruce Jackson

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Joemma Lavin

Hull Barmaid

Daniel Cowley

Paramedic

Rob Jones

Vicar

Phil Matthews

Sports Reporter

Matthew Waters

Reporter 1

Anna Tyler

Reporter 2

Derek Williams

Sven

Brian Newbold

Registrar

Deita Hubbard

German Barmaid 1

Kerry Shepherd

German Barmaid 2

Cliff Bradley

Irate Skoda Driver

Peter Heslop

Unhappy Driver

Adam Marusiak

Footballer

Anthony Ofei

Footballer

Craig Palmer

Footballer

Dennis Sweeney

Footballer

Emeka Ejiofor

Footballer

Gareth Ellis

Footballer

Holden Ashley Stein

Footballer

Jamie Poole

Footballer

Lee White

Footballer

Leigh Clayton

Footballer

Liam Moynihan

Footballer

Matthew Thorpe

Footballer

Nathan Wint

Footballer

Neil Elson

Footballer

Oliver Jones

Footballer

Steve Madden

Footballer

Toby George Jones

Footballer

Paul Robinson

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Owen Hargreaves

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Peter Crouch

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Ray Clemence

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Jermaine Jenas

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Aaron Lennon

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Wayne Bridge

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John Aloisi

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Filippo Inzaghi

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Ruud van Nistelrooy

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Olof Mellberg

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Henrik Larsson

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Peter Dale

Football Reporter (uncredited)

Joe Hornsey

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