

Jane Austen's Mafia!
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
Director(s)
Jim Abrahams
Trudy Ramirez
Cast & crew
Trudy Ramirez
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Marisol Nichols
Carla

Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein

Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni

Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio

Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse

Joe Viterelli
Clamato

Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo

Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player

Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Philip Suriano
Frankie Totino

Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino

Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino

Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino

Jim Abrahams
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Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni

Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)

Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)

Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Frankie Como
Waiter

Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini

Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo

Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Jack I. Bernstein
ATM Man with Double Chin

Andreas Katsulas
Narducci

Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Joey Dente
Middle Aged Clamato

Christina Applegate
Diane Steen

Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Vera Lockwood
Rosa Cortino

Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features

Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti

Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Joseph Jumbo Rufo
Willy Denunzio
Tyler Daniel Wenz
Toddler

Jason Davis
Geno

T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Georgia Simon
Middle Aged Rosa

Sebastian Aza
Young Joey

Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony

Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Allyson Call
Jenny
Monica Mikala
Young Rosa
Anthony Jesse Cruz
Young Clamato

James Costa
Immigration Thug
Mark Goldstein
Clerk
Stefan Lysenko
Ruffo

Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Saverio Carubia
Villager
Bill Livingston
Guess the Number Croupier
Brian Tahash
Bodyguard

Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Henry Harris
Nonchalant Guy
Dan Klein
Judas
Mr. Oh
Korean Soldier

Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)

Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)

Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)

Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
