Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

A bold reimagining, re-cut and re-dubbed homage to a classic silent horror milestone. Shot in mind-shattering 2D (and 36DD), featuring provocative visuals and an epic voice-over “voom” by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero. The original 1922 star Max Schreck returns as Count Orlock—presented through newly tinted archive footage blended with fresh material—a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat and total creeper tearing Bremen. It falls to a ‘brotha-in-a-collar’ and a creole nun with a flaming gun to stop him in this creature-feature fang-fest. Co-starring Canadian Scream Queen Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama and dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound.