Stainless Steel and the Star Spies

Alien robotic conquerors known as the Metaliens suffer a catastrophic setback when their colossal Space Saucer, 'Compromise', plummets into a black hole in an uncharted region of Space and collides with another craft – sending the Kleptonite Ball, their priceless cargo and the key to Universal Conquest, hurtling toward a planet inhabited by primitive life forms: Earth. Having materialised in a bar, the Ball functions as a Christmas tree decoration, a bathroom ornament, and a fortune-teller's prop. The Metaliens must retrieve the Kleptonite Ball if their mission is ever to succeed. And that's when their problems really begin…