UHF

Fran Drescher

Pamela Finklestein

Gedde Watanabe

Kuni

John R. Woodward

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Benita Allen

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David Bowe

Bob

Belinda Bauer

Mud Wrestler

M.G. Kelly

Promo Announcer (voice)

Grant James

Killer Thug

Anthony Geary

Philo

George Fisher

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Victoria Jackson

Teri

Sue Ane Langdon

Esther Bilchik

Vance Colvig Jr.

Bum

Billy Barty

Noodles MacIntosh

John Paragon

Richard Fletcher

'Weird Al' Yankovic

George Newman

Kevin McCarthy

R.J. Fletcher

Stanley Brock

Harvey Bilchik

Robert K. Weiss

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David Proval

Head Thug

Tony Frank

Teri's Father

Trinidad Silva

Raul Hernandez

Barry Hansen

Whipped Cream Eater

Roger Callard

Conan the Librarian

Michael Richards

Stanley Spadowski

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Satan

Joe Restivo

Guide #2

Carol Stewart

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Brian Routh

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Martin von Haselberg

Harry Kipper

Emo Philips

Joe Earley

Travis Knight

Billy

Nik Hagler

FCC Man

Ivan Green

Earl Ramsey

Lou B. Washington

Cameraman

Bob Hungerford

Sy Greenblum

Tony Salome

Guide #1

Jay Levey

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Eldon G. Hallum

Spatula Husband

Sherry Engstrom

Spatula Wife

Sara Allen

Spatula Neighbor

John Cadenhead

Crazy Ernie

Francis M. Carlson

Blind Man

Adam Maras

Joel Miller

Joseph Witt

Little Weasel

Billie Lee Thrash

Teri's Mother

Barry Friedman

Fletcher Cronie #1

Kevin Roden

Fletcher Cronie #2

Lisa R. Stefanic

Phyllis Weaver

Nancy Johnson

Big Edna

Debbie Mathieu

Betty

Wilma Jeanne Cummins

Little Old Lady

Cliff Stephens

Animal Deliveyman

Jim West

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Steve Jay

Band: Bass Guitar

Jon Schwartz

Band: Drums

Kim Bullard

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Bob Maras

Thug #3

Charles Marsh

Yodeler

Robert Frank

Timid Man

Jeff Maynard

Boy with Books

Jay Gardner

Promo Announcer (voice)

John Harlan

Promo Announcer (voice)

Jim Rose

Promo Announcer (voice)

Lorene M. Duran

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Pam Whorton

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Scott Clark

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