Finance Ministry Revives Merger Plans for Insurance Firms

Alright, folks, the Finance Ministry is back in the game, contemplating a merger of three state-owned insurance firms because, guess what? They’re finally in the black! After tossing in cash like it’s confetti, they’re ready to reassess this merger that was as frozen as my last tech prototype. With the Winter Parliament session approaching, let’s see if they can make this merger happen faster than I can build an Iron Man suit.