Banking Ka Dhamaka: ₹55,000 Crore Ka CD Ka Jadoo Hai!

Arre bhai, banking ka chakkar hai, jaise chaat ka masala! ₹55,000 crore ka CD ka jadoo, jaise Diwali ki raat! Deposit ki gati hai dheemi, par banks ki khudayi hai chaaron taraf. RBI ke data ne kiya dhamaka, loan ki maang hai bhari, credit aur deposit ka khel hai, jaise cricket mein run aur wicket ka jor! Yeh banking ka rangmanch hai, jahan har pal hai ek naya drama!