NPS ke Chhote Bhai: Equity Mein Hai Jaan, Par Plan Kahan?

Arre bhai, suno! 30 se neeche ke log NPS mein sabse zyada equity daal rahe hain, par total sirf 20%! Kya baat hai! 55-60 wale toh 18,000 daal rahe hain, samjha? Chhote bhaisaab, tumhare paas time hai, par retirement ka plan nahi! Time ka faida uthao, nahi toh baad mein sirf chinta rahegi! Equity mein 61% daal rahe ho, par retirement ka kya? Samjha kya?

Quick rundown

1.Young Indians invest heavily in equities but are only 20% of NPS subscribers.

2.India's median age is 28, yet most NPS participants are aged 30-60.

3.Starting early in retirement investing offers the advantage of compounding.

4.Women make up just 23% of NPS subscribers, highlighting gender disparity.

5.Early and consistent investment is more beneficial than larger late contributions.

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