RBI ka dollar bechne ka plan: Rupee ki halat kharab hai

Arre bhai, suno! RBI ne dollar bechne ka plan banaya hai, kyunki rupee toh gir raha hai, samjha kya? Oil ki keemat aise chadh gayi jaise meri chai ka paani! Rupee ne thoda rebound kiya, par pichle hafte toh record low pe tha, samjhe? West Asia mein jang ki wajah se sab pareshan hain, bhaiyya! Sabko samajh nahi aa raha kya karein!