RBI ne stablecoins ko diya chalu bhashan, CBDC hai best!

Arre bhai, RBI ne bola hai stablecoins ka kya hai, samjha? Ye log money ke tests fail karte hain, samjhe kya? CBDC hai best, bina risk ke! UPI ka share toh 85.5% ho gaya, par card payments 2.6% pe atak gaye hain, kya baat hai! PPI wallets ka kya hoga, bhai? Sab kuch badal raha hai, samjha kya? Babu bhaiya toh confused ho gaye!

Quick rundown

1.RBI critiques stablecoins for failing key monetary tests.

2.CBDCs are highlighted as a safer alternative to stablecoins.

3.UPI dominates with 85.5% share in India's payment volume by H2 2025.

4.Retail payments in India surged by 28% from H2 2024 to H2 2025.

5.RBI emphasizes the stability and integrity of the traditional monetary system.

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RBI ne Paytm Payments Bank ki chhutti, compliance ki kami
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