Arre bhai, suno! Rupee toh chhatti baar low ho gaya hai, 96.53 dollar ka magic number hai. Oil ki prices toh aise badh gayi hain jaise meri chai ki demand! Foreign funds bhag gaye, aur Babu Bhaiya keh raha hai, "Yeh kya chakkar hai?" Rupee ka haal toh aisa hai, jaise meri wallet ki condition! Samjha kya? Haan, samjha toh chalo, chai peete hain!

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