Government Dishes Out Same Old Interest Rates Again!

Listen up, you financial nincompoops! The government is serving the same old interest rates for small savings schemes like PPF and NSC for nine quarters now! PPF? Still a pathetic 7.1%! Sukanya Samriddhi? 8.2%! It's like reheating last week's leftovers—where's the excitement? Get it together, this is finance, not a stale buffet!