Listen up, you financial muppets! Fixed deposits? They’re like a burnt soufflé—look good, but tax slaps you silly! Park ₹2 crore, and you think you’re swimming in ₹16 lakh? Wrong! After tax, you’re left with a paltry ₹11.2 lakh! That’s money vanishing faster than a chef’s temper! Before renewing that FD, ask yourself: are you cooking up wealth or just serving scraps?

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