RBI's Draft Framework: No Room for Bank Dividend Nonsense

Listen up! The RBI’s just served a sizzling draft framework on dividends! Banks, if you don’t meet those capital norms, you’re out! Positive profits are a must, or forget dividends! Foreign banks, get your audited accounts sorted! And don’t even think about funding dividends with unrealized gains, or you’ll be in serious trouble! It’s time to step up or get out of the kitchen!