RBI Report: Micro Enterprises Are Looking a Bit Dodgy

Listen up, you financial muppets! The Reserve Bank's report is waving a red flag about micro enterprises looking a bit dodgy! Retail loans? They need a bloody hawk's eye on them! NPA ratios are decent, but if the economy takes a nosedive, we're in for a right pickle. Get it together, banks! Monitor those loans like a chef guards his soufflé. No more half-baked decisions, alright?