Rupee Gains 2 Paise But Still Under Pressure Like Dough

Listen up, culinary geniuses! The rupee's gained 2 paise to 95.43 against the dollar, but it’s still under pressure like a soufflé that’s about to collapse. Foreign funds are fleeing faster than a chef from a burnt dish, while crude oil prices are rising like they’re on a mission. Get it together, rupee! You’re better than this!