Rupee Takes a Nosedive to 95.42 Against Dollar: Absolute Chaos!

Listen up! The rupee just plummeted 6 paise to 95.42 against the dollar, and it's as disappointing as a burnt risotto! Blame the outrageous Brent crude prices, nearly hitting USD 90. The market's in a frenzy, hoping for a US-Iran deal while the Strait of Hormuz is as reliable as a soggy biscuit. Get it together, rupee!