Sitharaman Declares Oil Price Spike Won't Ruin Inflation Feast

Listen up, you culinary disasters! Nirmala Sitharaman just served us the news that the crude oil price hike is like a soggy soufflé – not going to ruin our inflation feast! Prices jumped from USD 69 to USD 80, but don’t lose your heads! The RBI’s got strategies tighter than a chef's grip on a knife. So relax, it’s not raw! We’re in good hands, folks!