EPFO gears up to bring PF and pensions to gig workers

Alright, folks! The government’s putting EPFO on a mission: PF and pensions for the self-employed and gig warriors! No fixed income? No problem! Pay when you can, and expect returns that’ll make PPF look like pocket change. Plus, aggregators will cough up 1-2% of their turnover for this shiny new welfare fund. Welcome to the future of universal social security, folks!