Pensioners' Benefits Safe: Viral Hoax Gets Zapped by Gov

So, a WhatsApp rumor just hit the fan, claiming our cherished pensioners are about to lose their DA and perks. Newsflash: it's a complete fabrication! The government’s fact-checkers just vaporized that nonsense. Only a handful of PSU employees might feel the pinch, but our regular retirees? They’re still cruising with their Dearness Relief. Breathe easy, folks; your benefits are as secure as my tech!