Arre bhai, State Bank of India ne toh 500 million dollar ka bond issue karke sabko chakkar mein daal diya! 5.25% ka coupon rate hai, jaise Daya ka garba dekh ke sabko khushi hoti hai! Investors ka bharosa hai, jaise Tapu ne sabko candy de diya! Bonds SGX-ST, India INX aur NSE-IX par list honge, bhai! Babita Ji ko toh bata doon ki hum bhi kuch kar rahe hain!
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Arre bhai, RBI ke Governor Sanjay Malhotra ne Jaipur mein BRICS meeting mein bola ki central banks ka role toh Daya ke garba dance jaisa hai! Sabko milke kaam karna hoga, warna financial stability ka kya hoga? Aur cross-border payments ki baat toh aise hai jaise Babita Ji ka chakkar samajhna! Lagta hai unhe bhi samajh aa gaya hai ki local currency trade mein kya maza hai!
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Arre bhai, Sonu Nigam ne Andheri mein ek office kharida hai, sirf Rs 1 crore mein! 258.33 sq ft ka hai, samajh rahe ho? Aur stamp duty alag! Bhai, kya baat hai, chaar land bhi beche hain Karjat mein, lagta hai property ka chakkar hai! Ab toh Daya bhi keh rahi hogi, "Kya sahi hai, Jethalal!"
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Arre bhai, Foxtale ne Shah Rukh Khan ko apna brand ambassador bana diya! Ab yeh serum, moisturiser, sunscreen aur face mask mein SRK ka jadoo chalega. Naya slogan hai ‘Let Your Glow Through’, matlab sirf surface pe nahi, andar se chamakna hai! SRK ki journey aur confidence bilkul Foxtale ki philosophy se milti hai. Daya ki tarah khud pe khud hi chamakna hai, samjhe na?
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Arre suno, bhai! Levi Strauss ne Ashwini Ramakrishnan ko Brand Lead bana diya hai! Ab wo India mein brand ko aage badhane wali hai, samjhe? LinkedIn pe khud announce kiya, kya baat hai! Pehle Cleartrip mein thi, ab Flipkart ka chakkar hai. Arey bhai, kya dhamaka hoga! Bas mujhe toh Babita Ji ke saath shopping ka time chahiye!
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Arre bhai, taxes ka chakkar samjho! Fixed deposit ka interest toh seedha income mein aata hai, samjha? Aur equity wale logon ko 20% aur 12.5% ka capital gains ka jadoo samajhna hai! REITs mein toh alag hi drama hai, interest, dividend, rental, sab kuch ek hi distribution mein! Babita Ji ko kya samjhaoge, bhai? Bas, distribution statement sambhal ke rakhna, warna phir toh samjho khair nahi!
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Arre bhai, NRIs ke liye NPS ka chakkar hai! Retirement ke liye paisa jama karna hai, par rules toh alag hain! Tier-I account khol sakte ho, par Tier-II? Wo toh bhool jao! Paisa NRE ya NRO account se daalna hai, samjhe? Equity, corporate debt, government securities — sab kuch milta hai! Lekin, yeh NPS koi easy savings nahi hai, samjha? Retirement tak rukna hai, warna Daya ka garba yaad aa jayega!
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Arre bhai, Gen Z ki festive shopping toh ek alag hi level hai! Diwali ka campaign shuru hota hai, par shopping toh dosto ke saath chalu hai, samjha kya? 70% Gen Z kehte hai ki festival ek din ka nahi, yeh toh ek series hai! Brands ko samajh lena chahiye, warna sabse peeche reh jaayenge, samjha na? Shopping ka maza toh dosto ke saath hi hai!
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Arre bhai, socho! Agar tumne har mahine ₹10,000 daala, toh 10 saal baad tumhare ₹12 lakh ka investment ban gaya ₹36.5 lakh! Quant Flexi Cap Fund ne toh kamaal kar diya! Lekin suno, yeh sirf pichle returns hain, future ka kya? Daya ka garba yaad hai? Waise hi, market bhi kabhi kabhi hilta hai. Socho, samjho, aur phir invest karo, samjhe?
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Arre bhai, Emirates ne toh kamaal kar diya! Dubai ke liye flight lene wale log ab date bar-bar badal sakte hain bina kisi fee ke! 10 August se yeh naya rule chalu hua hai. Lekin suno, agar naya ticket mehnga hua toh price ka farak toh dena padega. Refund charges bhi ghat gaye hain, lekin samjho, sab kuch free nahi hai! Babita Ji ke saath trip plan karte waqt dhyan rakhna, warna Daya ka garba shuru ho jayega!
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Arre bhai, FSSAI ne chaar naye law firms ko bulaya hai! Ab toh food companies ki toh band baj gayi hai! SS Rana & Co, Singh & Associates, Suri & Co, aur GP Law Chambers milke 800 cases sambhalenge. License suspend, food products ki seizure, sab kuch ho raha hai. Babita Ji, kya khana bana rahi ho? Yeh toh khana khane ka bhi dar lag raha hai!
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Arre bhai, socho! CEO ka WhatsApp aaya, bola ₹50 lakh transfer karo! Lagta hai asli hai, par yeh hai Boss Scam! Fraudsters ne asli account ka bhi istemal kar liya! Samjho, agar koi urgent payment ke liye keh raha hai toh pehle verify karo, warna Daya ki tarah samjho, sab kuch khatam! Aur woh ZIP file? Usko mat kholna, warna ghar ka chakkar lag jayega! Samjha kya? Bas verify karo, warna Babita Ji bhi nahi bachegi!
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Arre bhai, ek 24 saal ka ladka, ₹8 lakh salary se khush hai, par jab freelancing se ₹2 lakh kamaata hai, toh tax ka chakkar samjhega kaise? Section 44ADA se 50% tax-free ho sakta hai, par reporting toh karni padegi! Nahi toh tax notice aayega, samjha kya? Aaj kal ke young log toh sab kuch kama rahe hain, salary se lekar freelancing tak! Babita ji ko bhi samjhao, warna woh bhi confuse ho jayegi!
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Arre bhai, Paytm ke CEO Vijay bhai aur CFO Madhur bhai ko Sebi ka notice mila hai! Kya baat hai, bhai! Unhone bola hai ki unka loan announcement thoda jaldi ho gaya! Ab inhe 14 din mein jawab dena hai, warna tension badh jayega! Shares toh already 20% gir gaye hain, ab yeh notice aur bhi pareshan kar raha hai! Daya ki garba yaad aa rahi hai, par business sambhalna padega, samjhe?
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Arre bhai, RBI ne bola hai ki ab NBFCs ko external benchmark ka chakkar nahi karna padega! Chhote loans pe bhaari byaj nahi lagana hai, samjhe? Sabko samajhdari se kaam lena hai, warna Babita Ji ka gussa dekhna padega! Aur yeh sab April 2029 tak hona hai, warna kya hoga, pata nahi! Kya zamana aa gaya hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, fashion ki duniya mein Go Colors ka chakkar hai! Vatsal Koolwal keh rahe hain ki ab leggings se zyada casual aur formal wear bech rahe hain. Shraddha Kapoor se dosti karke brand ko badalna hai, samjhe? Lekin 96% business toh offline hai! AI se kaam asaan ho gaya hai, par marketing aur supply chain ko milkar chalna padega, warna customer ka kya hoga? Babita Ji ke liye toh sab kuch karna padega, samjhe na?
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Arre bhai, OpenAI ke COO Brad Lightcap ne 8 saal baad chhod diya! Usne bola ki yeh decision *bittersweet* hai, jaise Daya ki *khandvi* aur Tapu ki *masti*! Ab woh naye sapne dekhne jaa raha hai, par OpenAI ka future bright hai. Aaj toh kuch alag hi hoga, warna *baba* ka gussa! Babita ji, aap sun rahe ho na?
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Arre bhai, Vikas Gupta bhai ne VLCC ka chakkar band kiya hai! 3.5 saal tak toh sab kuch sambhala, jaise Daya garba karti hai. Pehle Nykaa ka CEO, phir Flipkart ka marketing ka boss! Ab kya karega? Babita ji ko toh ye sab sunake samjhaana padega, warna Tapu aur pareshan karega! Kya drama hai bhai!
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Vinay Pillai, jo abhi tak CBO tha, ab ban gaya CEO Pocket Aces ka, 1st October se! Saregama India ne ye bada announcement kiya hai. Aur Aditi, jo sabki jaan hai, ab Board of Directors mein ja rahi hai. Wah bhai, kya twist hai! Pocket Aces ki duniya mein naya rang chadhne wala hai. Daya toh khush ho jayegi!
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Arre bhai, Parthasarathi aur uski family ne train mein confirm reservation kiya, par kya dekha? Unka berth toh crowd ne le liya! Dadaji ko zameen par bhi jagah nahi mili! Railways ne unhe 75,000 ka compensation diya, par yeh toh sirf ek chhoti si musibat ka hal hai! Sabko apne berth par baithne ka haq hai na, bhai log!
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Arre suno, ITC Hotels ne Rajiv Singh ko Head-Food & Beverages Marketing banaya hai! Yeh bhaiya ab brand banane aur mazedaar experiences dene mein busy rahenge, jaise Daya garba mein! LinkedIn pe announce kiya, jaise koi film ka trailer ho! Pehle Haldiram’s mein dhamaka kiya, ab yeh ITC mein naye rang bharne wale hain. Kya baat hai, bhai! Babita Ji ko bhi bata do!
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Arre bhai, Bajaj Electricals ne Krishnan Sundaram ko Chief Growth & New Business Officer bana diya! Ab yeh bhaiya naye business dhoondne wale hain, jaise Daya garba ke naye steps. Shekhar bhaiya bolte hain, 'Krishnan ka experience zaroori hai!' Aree wah, ab samajh nahi aata ki yeh growth ka kya hoga, par umeed hai sab kuch mast hoga!
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Arre bhai, suno! EPF ke naye rules aa gaye hain! Ab toh 75% paisa nikaal sakte ho medical, education ya ghar ke liye. Lekin bhai, 12 mahine tak rukna padega final settlement ke liye! Aur EPS withdrawal ke liye toh 36 mahine ka intezaar! Samjha kya? Toh bhai, zaroorat padne par paisa milega, bas thoda patience rakhna padega, samjha na?
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Arre bhai, Gen Z ki kharchi ka kya haal hai! 70% paisa toh bills, groceries aur khane pe udta hai! SalarySe ki study keh rahi hai ki 20.1% sirf bill payments mein jaata hai. Daya ki shopping aur Tapu ki masti se zyada zaroori hai yeh sab! Samajh nahi aata, yeh log travel aur experiences pe kyun nahi kharch karte, bas khane pe hi kyun? Life hai, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, JioBlackRock ne Meraj Hasan ko Head-JV Brand bana diya! Ab yeh bhaiya brand ko aise chamkaayenge jaise Daya garba karti hai! Pehle toh Havas mein strategy lead the, ab sabko market mein dikhne ke liye tayyar karenge! Yeh toh koi Babu Bhaiya ki tarah hai, sab kuch sambhalne ki koshish karte hue! Kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, suno suno! NRI pensioners ko jeevan pramaan patra bhejne ke liye India nahi jaana hai! Chaar mazedaar tareeke hain: pehla, bank officer se sign karwa lo, dusra, kisi agent ko bhejo, teesra, embassy se lo, aur choutha, digital certificate banao! Samjha kya? Deadline se pehle karna mat bhoolna, warna pension ka kya hoga, bhai? Babita Ji bhi keh rahi thi, samjho samjho!
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Arre bhai, suno! FSSAI ne naya rule lagaya hai, pan masala ki packing mein plastic nahi chalega! Ab sirf paper, paperboard, aur glass se pack karna padega! Aluminium foil toh bhool jao! Daya ko kya samjhaun? Babita ji, dekho toh, sab kuch ulta-pulta ho gaya hai! Kya karenge hum ab? Bas, ab sab kuch khud ke haath mein hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Rupee toh 6 paise gir gaya, 95.42 pe aa gaya hai! Kya baat hai! Brent crude ka daam USD 90 ke paas hai, aur US-Iran ki baatein toh hawa mein ud gayi! Forex wale keh rahe hain, Strait of Hormuz ka chakkar hai. Rupee ne pehle 95.40 se shuru kiya, ab 95.42 ho gaya! Daya toh garba kar rahi hogi, par mereko yeh dollar ka chakkar samajh nahi aa raha!
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Arre bhai, Nifty 50 ko 8% upar jaana hai apne purane peak pe, samjha? Lekin midcap stocks toh aise khade hain jaise Babita Ji ke samne Jethalal! Bas 0.14% aur chalo peak pe! Midcaps ki recovery toh aisi hai ki jaise Daya ne garba shuru kiya ho, sab kuch bhool gaye! Lekin bhai, sab kuch aasan nahi hai, samjha? Market ka chakkar hai, kabhi upar kabhi neeche, samjho na yaar!
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Arre bhai, RBI ke Governor Sanjay Malhotra ne bola hai, "AI ka sahi istemal karo, samjhe?" FIBAC 2026 mein keh rahe the, "AI se fraud kam hoga, par human judgment bhi chahiye!" Brics waale bhi keh rahe hain, "Chalo bhai, digital currencies ko fast payment se jodte hain!" Lekin bhai, transparency toh chahiye na, warna credit kaise milega? Sabko milke kaam karna hai, warna Daya ka gussa dekhna padega!
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Arre bhai, kya suno! ₹86,917 crore toh RBI ke paas unclaimed deposits mein hai! SBI ne sabse zyada, ₹20,040 crore, bhej diya hai. Pankaj bhai ne Parliament mein bola, 'Yeh kya drama hai?' 10 saal tak agar koi nahi aaya toh yeh paisa RBI ke fund mein chala jaata hai. Babita ji, agar aapka bhi kuch paisa hai toh jaldi aaiye, warna yeh bhool jaayega!
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Arre bhai, Standard Chartered ke PD Singh ne bola hai ki unke paas itne FCNR deposits hain ki sambhalna mushkil ho raha hai! FICCI-IBA event pe keh rahe the, 'Humare paas zyada hai, toh hum Indian banks ko udhaar dete hain!' Foreign capital ko India laane ka chakkar hai, lekin geopolitics aur interest rates bhi dekhna padega. Kya baat hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, Schneider Electric ne Ratnesh Pandey ko VP-Marketing bana diya hai! Ab yeh bhaiya India mein marketing ka ghoongat sambhalenge, 11 saal se yahan ghoomte rahe hain. Daya bhi keh rahi hogi, 'Wah bhai, aap toh marketing ke king ban gaye!' Par bhai, ab toh Tapu bhi kuch naya karne ki planning kar raha hoga, samjhe na? Yeh toh sirf shuruat hai!
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Arre bhai, Sudhir bhai ne toh GCPL se chutti le li! August 11 ko unhone bola, 'Bas bhai, kaam ho gaya!' Aur Aasif Malbari ko MD & CEO bana diya! Ab woh 12 August se kaam sambhalenge. Sudhir bhai ne toh 19% revenue growth kiya tha, par ab Aasif bhai ka time hai! Unke paas teen dasak ka experience hai, toh ab GCPL ki kahani aur bhi interesting hogi, samjha kya? Bas, aisa hai bhai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Delhi High Court ne bola ki agar aap apne bachche ke liye PPF kholte ho, toh uska paisa aapka nahi hai! Ek baap ne socha ki chalo, beti ke naam pe khol diya, ab toh paisa mera hai. Lekin court ne kaha, 'Nahi bhai! Yeh toh beti ka hai!' Toh bhai, yaad rakhna, maintenance aur investment alag cheezein hain. PPF ka paisa bachche ka hai, samjhe? Ab toh mujhe bhi samajh aa gaya, Daya ko kya bolun!
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Arre bhai, suno! Khyati Shahh ko Welspun World ne President bana diya! LinkedIn pe post kiya, samjha kya? Pehle toh Vice President thi, ab toh boss ban gayi! Yeh kya hota hai, bhai? Duniya ke tamashe mein, Khyati ka leadership journey ab naya chapter shuru ho gaya. Daya bhi khush hogi, kyunki yeh toh garba jaisa dance hai career ka!
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Arre bhai, kya ho raha hai insurance ka? Finance Ministry ne bola ki log zyada policies surrender kar rahe hain! Pichle 4 saal mein ₹2.80 trillion ka payout ho gaya, aur maturity benefits toh bhool jao! Log samajhte nahi premium ka kya karna hai, aur pehle 2 saal mein hi chhod dete hain! Yeh toh sab confusion hai, bhai! Kya samjhaun Daya ko, ya Babita ji se puchoon?
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Arre bhai, sarkar ne ek billion polymer ke note approve kiye hain! ₹10 aur ₹20 ke liye field trials hone wale hain, samjha kya? RBI ne bola, "Chalo bhai, naye notes chalu karte hain!" Lekin abhi toh sirf shuruaat hai, kab tak aayenge, yeh toh koi nahi janta. Daya ji ko samjha do, unko toh bas shopping ka chakkar hai! Inflation bhi thoda kam ho gaya hai, kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, South Delhi ke floors toh aise mehngay ho gaye hain jaise Babita Ji ka smile! 6,000 sq ft ka floor ab average ₹48.5 crore ka ho gaya hai! Yeh kya ho raha hai? Limited supply aur HNIs ka demand, sab milke prices ko 21% tak upar le ja rahe hain. Lagta hai, Daya ko bhi yeh sab dekhkar garba karne ka mann karega! Kya yaar, sab kuch itna costly kyun ho raha hai?
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Arre bhai, suno! India ki 300 family businesses ka milke value ho gaya ₹138 lakh crore! Matlab, har din ₹4,076 crore ka chakkar chal raha hai! Ambani family abhi bhi sabse aage hai, par unka value thoda ghoom gaya hai! Birla aur Jindal bhi aage badh rahe hain. Aur bhai, nayi generation bhi dhamaal macha rahi hai! Sab kuch toh badal raha hai, samjhe kya?
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Arre bhai, EPFO ne sabko dhoka dene wale links se sambhalne ko kaha hai! Agar koi message aaye ki UAN update karna hai, toh samjho, yeh toh tumhara paisa udaa denge! Apni personal info kabhi mat share karo, nahi toh Babita ji bhi nahi bacha sakengi! EPFO ki website khud kholna, samjha kya? Yeh zamana kya aa gaya hai!
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Arre bhai, Shubhranshu Singh keh raha hai ki agar brands ko yaadgaar banna hai, toh emotional hona padega! Jaise Amul ka jingle sabko yaad hai, lekin kya khaya tha kal? Koi nahi yaad rakhta! A loves B, par B ka baap nahi maan raha, wah bhai wah! Drama daal do, warna sab bhool jaayenge, samjha kya? Marketing mein bhi emotional connection banao, warna sab bhool jaayenge!
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Arre bhai, RBI ke Governor Sanjay Malhotra keh rahe hain ki bhai logon, AI ko jaldi se apna lo! Lekin sambhal ke, kyunki yeh AI kabhi kabhi chalaki kar sakta hai! Cyber daku se bachne ke liye data privacy ka dhyan rakho. Mumbai mein bola, samajh ke AI use karne wale banks hi jeetenge. Daya, kya karna hai, Babita Ji ko toh samjha do!
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Arre bhai, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman bolti hain ki UPI ka kharcha nahi badhne wala! Rajya Sabha mein bola ki logon ko free mein hi digital payments karne ka mauka milega. Koi bhi extra charge nahi, bas merchants ko thoda dhyan rakhna padega. Samjhe? UPI toh free hai, aur rahega, jaise Daya ka garba! Koi confusion nahi, bhai log!
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Arre bhai, suno! RBI ne socha hai ki Monday ko 2 trillion ka chakkar chalana hai! Yeh kya hai? Ek 7 din ka VRRR auction! Daya ki tarah liquidity bhi thoda zyada ho gaya hai, samjha kya? 3.61 trillion ka surplus hai, aur WACR bhi thoda chhota ho gaya hai! Arey, samajh nahi aa raha, Babita Ji ko bata do!
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Arre bhai, Payments Council of India ne bola hai ki UPI ko sahi se chalane ke liye investment chahiye! Samjha kya? Chhote dukandaaron se koi MDR nahi lenge, par bada bhai logon se thoda service charge ho sakta hai. UPI ka chakkar 2016 se chalu hai, ab toh 23.65 billion transactions ho gaye hain! Lekin, abhi toh baatein chal rahi hain, koi charge nahi aane wala hai, samjha kya? Babita Ji ko bata do, sab safe hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! RBI ne banks ko non-resident deposits ka PSL calculation se chutti de di hai! 8 June se 30 September tak jo naye deposits aayenge, unko ANBC se bahar rakha jayega. Ab bank wale khush hain, tension nahi, samjhe? Daya ki garba ki tarah, sabko khush karne ka mauka hai! Babita Ji, aap toh samajh hi gayi hongi, hai na?
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Arre bhai, suno! Non-banking financial companies ka loan growth 14.4% tak pahunch gaya hai, samjhe? Retail loans ki wajah se, jo ki 20.3% se badh gaye hain! Gold loans toh 69.3% tak chadh gaye hain, jaise Daya ji ka garba! Lekin housing loans ka growth thoda slow hai, sirf 11% hai, samjhe? Aur bhai, banks ka growth toh 18.6% hai, wah wah! Kya zamana aa gaya hai, sab kuch ulta-pulta ho raha hai!
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Arre bhai, July ne toh insurance ki duniya mein dhamaal kar diya! 20.7% ka jump, samjha kya? LIC aur private insurers ne milke ₹47,005 crore kama liya! Group business ka dhamaka aur individual premium bhi chhakka maar raha hai! Babita ji ki tarah khush ho jao, kyunki insurance lene ka sahi waqt aa gaya hai! Kya baat hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, Dabur ne Delhi High Court mein FSSAI se kaha, ‘Kya yeh 100% claims band karne ka waqt hai?’ FSSAI bola, ‘Bhai, yeh sab misleading hai!’ Dabur ka kehna hai, ‘Humare products ki quality toh chhoti baat hai!’ Rajiv bhai ne LinkedIn par bola, ‘Yeh sirf 100% ka issue hai, quality toh top hai!’ Kya drama hai bhai, samjho na!
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Arre bhai, State Bank of India ne toh 500 million dollar ka bond issue karke sabko chakkar mein daal diya! 5.25% ka coupon rate hai, jaise Daya ka garba dekh ke sabko khushi hoti hai! Investors ka bharosa hai, jaise Tapu ne sabko candy de diya! Bonds SGX-ST, India INX aur NSE-IX par list honge, bhai! Babita Ji ko toh bata doon ki hum bhi kuch kar rahe hain!
Read ArticleArre bhai, RBI ke Governor Sanjay Malhotra ne Jaipur mein BRICS meeting mein bola ki central banks ka role toh Daya ke garba dance jaisa hai! Sabko milke kaam karna hoga, warna financial stability ka kya hoga? Aur cross-border payments ki baat toh aise hai jaise Babita Ji ka chakkar samajhna! Lagta hai unhe bhi samajh aa gaya hai ki local currency trade mein kya maza hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Sonu Nigam ne Andheri mein ek office kharida hai, sirf Rs 1 crore mein! 258.33 sq ft ka hai, samajh rahe ho? Aur stamp duty alag! Bhai, kya baat hai, chaar land bhi beche hain Karjat mein, lagta hai property ka chakkar hai! Ab toh Daya bhi keh rahi hogi, "Kya sahi hai, Jethalal!"
Read ArticleArre bhai, Foxtale ne Shah Rukh Khan ko apna brand ambassador bana diya! Ab yeh serum, moisturiser, sunscreen aur face mask mein SRK ka jadoo chalega. Naya slogan hai ‘Let Your Glow Through’, matlab sirf surface pe nahi, andar se chamakna hai! SRK ki journey aur confidence bilkul Foxtale ki philosophy se milti hai. Daya ki tarah khud pe khud hi chamakna hai, samjhe na?
Read ArticleArre suno, bhai! Levi Strauss ne Ashwini Ramakrishnan ko Brand Lead bana diya hai! Ab wo India mein brand ko aage badhane wali hai, samjhe? LinkedIn pe khud announce kiya, kya baat hai! Pehle Cleartrip mein thi, ab Flipkart ka chakkar hai. Arey bhai, kya dhamaka hoga! Bas mujhe toh Babita Ji ke saath shopping ka time chahiye!
Read ArticleArre bhai, taxes ka chakkar samjho! Fixed deposit ka interest toh seedha income mein aata hai, samjha? Aur equity wale logon ko 20% aur 12.5% ka capital gains ka jadoo samajhna hai! REITs mein toh alag hi drama hai, interest, dividend, rental, sab kuch ek hi distribution mein! Babita Ji ko kya samjhaoge, bhai? Bas, distribution statement sambhal ke rakhna, warna phir toh samjho khair nahi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, NRIs ke liye NPS ka chakkar hai! Retirement ke liye paisa jama karna hai, par rules toh alag hain! Tier-I account khol sakte ho, par Tier-II? Wo toh bhool jao! Paisa NRE ya NRO account se daalna hai, samjhe? Equity, corporate debt, government securities — sab kuch milta hai! Lekin, yeh NPS koi easy savings nahi hai, samjha? Retirement tak rukna hai, warna Daya ka garba yaad aa jayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Gen Z ki festive shopping toh ek alag hi level hai! Diwali ka campaign shuru hota hai, par shopping toh dosto ke saath chalu hai, samjha kya? 70% Gen Z kehte hai ki festival ek din ka nahi, yeh toh ek series hai! Brands ko samajh lena chahiye, warna sabse peeche reh jaayenge, samjha na? Shopping ka maza toh dosto ke saath hi hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, socho! Agar tumne har mahine ₹10,000 daala, toh 10 saal baad tumhare ₹12 lakh ka investment ban gaya ₹36.5 lakh! Quant Flexi Cap Fund ne toh kamaal kar diya! Lekin suno, yeh sirf pichle returns hain, future ka kya? Daya ka garba yaad hai? Waise hi, market bhi kabhi kabhi hilta hai. Socho, samjho, aur phir invest karo, samjhe?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Emirates ne toh kamaal kar diya! Dubai ke liye flight lene wale log ab date bar-bar badal sakte hain bina kisi fee ke! 10 August se yeh naya rule chalu hua hai. Lekin suno, agar naya ticket mehnga hua toh price ka farak toh dena padega. Refund charges bhi ghat gaye hain, lekin samjho, sab kuch free nahi hai! Babita Ji ke saath trip plan karte waqt dhyan rakhna, warna Daya ka garba shuru ho jayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, FSSAI ne chaar naye law firms ko bulaya hai! Ab toh food companies ki toh band baj gayi hai! SS Rana & Co, Singh & Associates, Suri & Co, aur GP Law Chambers milke 800 cases sambhalenge. License suspend, food products ki seizure, sab kuch ho raha hai. Babita Ji, kya khana bana rahi ho? Yeh toh khana khane ka bhi dar lag raha hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, socho! CEO ka WhatsApp aaya, bola ₹50 lakh transfer karo! Lagta hai asli hai, par yeh hai Boss Scam! Fraudsters ne asli account ka bhi istemal kar liya! Samjho, agar koi urgent payment ke liye keh raha hai toh pehle verify karo, warna Daya ki tarah samjho, sab kuch khatam! Aur woh ZIP file? Usko mat kholna, warna ghar ka chakkar lag jayega! Samjha kya? Bas verify karo, warna Babita Ji bhi nahi bachegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, ek 24 saal ka ladka, ₹8 lakh salary se khush hai, par jab freelancing se ₹2 lakh kamaata hai, toh tax ka chakkar samjhega kaise? Section 44ADA se 50% tax-free ho sakta hai, par reporting toh karni padegi! Nahi toh tax notice aayega, samjha kya? Aaj kal ke young log toh sab kuch kama rahe hain, salary se lekar freelancing tak! Babita ji ko bhi samjhao, warna woh bhi confuse ho jayegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Paytm ke CEO Vijay bhai aur CFO Madhur bhai ko Sebi ka notice mila hai! Kya baat hai, bhai! Unhone bola hai ki unka loan announcement thoda jaldi ho gaya! Ab inhe 14 din mein jawab dena hai, warna tension badh jayega! Shares toh already 20% gir gaye hain, ab yeh notice aur bhi pareshan kar raha hai! Daya ki garba yaad aa rahi hai, par business sambhalna padega, samjhe?
Read ArticleArre bhai, RBI ne bola hai ki ab NBFCs ko external benchmark ka chakkar nahi karna padega! Chhote loans pe bhaari byaj nahi lagana hai, samjhe? Sabko samajhdari se kaam lena hai, warna Babita Ji ka gussa dekhna padega! Aur yeh sab April 2029 tak hona hai, warna kya hoga, pata nahi! Kya zamana aa gaya hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, fashion ki duniya mein Go Colors ka chakkar hai! Vatsal Koolwal keh rahe hain ki ab leggings se zyada casual aur formal wear bech rahe hain. Shraddha Kapoor se dosti karke brand ko badalna hai, samjhe? Lekin 96% business toh offline hai! AI se kaam asaan ho gaya hai, par marketing aur supply chain ko milkar chalna padega, warna customer ka kya hoga? Babita Ji ke liye toh sab kuch karna padega, samjhe na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, OpenAI ke COO Brad Lightcap ne 8 saal baad chhod diya! Usne bola ki yeh decision bittersweet hai, jaise Daya ki khandvi aur Tapu ki masti! Ab woh naye sapne dekhne jaa raha hai, par OpenAI ka future bright hai. Aaj toh kuch alag hi hoga, warna baba ka gussa! Babita ji, aap sun rahe ho na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Vikas Gupta bhai ne VLCC ka chakkar band kiya hai! 3.5 saal tak toh sab kuch sambhala, jaise Daya garba karti hai. Pehle Nykaa ka CEO, phir Flipkart ka marketing ka boss! Ab kya karega? Babita ji ko toh ye sab sunake samjhaana padega, warna Tapu aur pareshan karega! Kya drama hai bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya scene hai! Vinay Pillai, jo abhi tak CBO tha, ab ban gaya CEO Pocket Aces ka, 1st October se! Saregama India ne ye bada announcement kiya hai. Aur Aditi, jo sabki jaan hai, ab Board of Directors mein ja rahi hai. Wah bhai, kya twist hai! Pocket Aces ki duniya mein naya rang chadhne wala hai. Daya toh khush ho jayegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Parthasarathi aur uski family ne train mein confirm reservation kiya, par kya dekha? Unka berth toh crowd ne le liya! Dadaji ko zameen par bhi jagah nahi mili! Railways ne unhe 75,000 ka compensation diya, par yeh toh sirf ek chhoti si musibat ka hal hai! Sabko apne berth par baithne ka haq hai na, bhai log!
Read ArticleArre suno, ITC Hotels ne Rajiv Singh ko Head-Food & Beverages Marketing banaya hai! Yeh bhaiya ab brand banane aur mazedaar experiences dene mein busy rahenge, jaise Daya garba mein! LinkedIn pe announce kiya, jaise koi film ka trailer ho! Pehle Haldiram’s mein dhamaka kiya, ab yeh ITC mein naye rang bharne wale hain. Kya baat hai, bhai! Babita Ji ko bhi bata do!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Bajaj Electricals ne Krishnan Sundaram ko Chief Growth & New Business Officer bana diya! Ab yeh bhaiya naye business dhoondne wale hain, jaise Daya garba ke naye steps. Shekhar bhaiya bolte hain, 'Krishnan ka experience zaroori hai!' Aree wah, ab samajh nahi aata ki yeh growth ka kya hoga, par umeed hai sab kuch mast hoga!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! EPF ke naye rules aa gaye hain! Ab toh 75% paisa nikaal sakte ho medical, education ya ghar ke liye. Lekin bhai, 12 mahine tak rukna padega final settlement ke liye! Aur EPS withdrawal ke liye toh 36 mahine ka intezaar! Samjha kya? Toh bhai, zaroorat padne par paisa milega, bas thoda patience rakhna padega, samjha na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Gen Z ki kharchi ka kya haal hai! 70% paisa toh bills, groceries aur khane pe udta hai! SalarySe ki study keh rahi hai ki 20.1% sirf bill payments mein jaata hai. Daya ki shopping aur Tapu ki masti se zyada zaroori hai yeh sab! Samajh nahi aata, yeh log travel aur experiences pe kyun nahi kharch karte, bas khane pe hi kyun? Life hai, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, JioBlackRock ne Meraj Hasan ko Head-JV Brand bana diya! Ab yeh bhaiya brand ko aise chamkaayenge jaise Daya garba karti hai! Pehle toh Havas mein strategy lead the, ab sabko market mein dikhne ke liye tayyar karenge! Yeh toh koi Babu Bhaiya ki tarah hai, sab kuch sambhalne ki koshish karte hue! Kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno suno! NRI pensioners ko jeevan pramaan patra bhejne ke liye India nahi jaana hai! Chaar mazedaar tareeke hain: pehla, bank officer se sign karwa lo, dusra, kisi agent ko bhejo, teesra, embassy se lo, aur choutha, digital certificate banao! Samjha kya? Deadline se pehle karna mat bhoolna, warna pension ka kya hoga, bhai? Babita Ji bhi keh rahi thi, samjho samjho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! FSSAI ne naya rule lagaya hai, pan masala ki packing mein plastic nahi chalega! Ab sirf paper, paperboard, aur glass se pack karna padega! Aluminium foil toh bhool jao! Daya ko kya samjhaun? Babita ji, dekho toh, sab kuch ulta-pulta ho gaya hai! Kya karenge hum ab? Bas, ab sab kuch khud ke haath mein hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Rupee toh 6 paise gir gaya, 95.42 pe aa gaya hai! Kya baat hai! Brent crude ka daam USD 90 ke paas hai, aur US-Iran ki baatein toh hawa mein ud gayi! Forex wale keh rahe hain, Strait of Hormuz ka chakkar hai. Rupee ne pehle 95.40 se shuru kiya, ab 95.42 ho gaya! Daya toh garba kar rahi hogi, par mereko yeh dollar ka chakkar samajh nahi aa raha!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Nifty 50 ko 8% upar jaana hai apne purane peak pe, samjha? Lekin midcap stocks toh aise khade hain jaise Babita Ji ke samne Jethalal! Bas 0.14% aur chalo peak pe! Midcaps ki recovery toh aisi hai ki jaise Daya ne garba shuru kiya ho, sab kuch bhool gaye! Lekin bhai, sab kuch aasan nahi hai, samjha? Market ka chakkar hai, kabhi upar kabhi neeche, samjho na yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, RBI ke Governor Sanjay Malhotra ne bola hai, "AI ka sahi istemal karo, samjhe?" FIBAC 2026 mein keh rahe the, "AI se fraud kam hoga, par human judgment bhi chahiye!" Brics waale bhi keh rahe hain, "Chalo bhai, digital currencies ko fast payment se jodte hain!" Lekin bhai, transparency toh chahiye na, warna credit kaise milega? Sabko milke kaam karna hai, warna Daya ka gussa dekhna padega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya suno! ₹86,917 crore toh RBI ke paas unclaimed deposits mein hai! SBI ne sabse zyada, ₹20,040 crore, bhej diya hai. Pankaj bhai ne Parliament mein bola, 'Yeh kya drama hai?' 10 saal tak agar koi nahi aaya toh yeh paisa RBI ke fund mein chala jaata hai. Babita ji, agar aapka bhi kuch paisa hai toh jaldi aaiye, warna yeh bhool jaayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Standard Chartered ke PD Singh ne bola hai ki unke paas itne FCNR deposits hain ki sambhalna mushkil ho raha hai! FICCI-IBA event pe keh rahe the, 'Humare paas zyada hai, toh hum Indian banks ko udhaar dete hain!' Foreign capital ko India laane ka chakkar hai, lekin geopolitics aur interest rates bhi dekhna padega. Kya baat hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Schneider Electric ne Ratnesh Pandey ko VP-Marketing bana diya hai! Ab yeh bhaiya India mein marketing ka ghoongat sambhalenge, 11 saal se yahan ghoomte rahe hain. Daya bhi keh rahi hogi, 'Wah bhai, aap toh marketing ke king ban gaye!' Par bhai, ab toh Tapu bhi kuch naya karne ki planning kar raha hoga, samjhe na? Yeh toh sirf shuruat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Sudhir bhai ne toh GCPL se chutti le li! August 11 ko unhone bola, 'Bas bhai, kaam ho gaya!' Aur Aasif Malbari ko MD & CEO bana diya! Ab woh 12 August se kaam sambhalenge. Sudhir bhai ne toh 19% revenue growth kiya tha, par ab Aasif bhai ka time hai! Unke paas teen dasak ka experience hai, toh ab GCPL ki kahani aur bhi interesting hogi, samjha kya? Bas, aisa hai bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Delhi High Court ne bola ki agar aap apne bachche ke liye PPF kholte ho, toh uska paisa aapka nahi hai! Ek baap ne socha ki chalo, beti ke naam pe khol diya, ab toh paisa mera hai. Lekin court ne kaha, 'Nahi bhai! Yeh toh beti ka hai!' Toh bhai, yaad rakhna, maintenance aur investment alag cheezein hain. PPF ka paisa bachche ka hai, samjhe? Ab toh mujhe bhi samajh aa gaya, Daya ko kya bolun!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Khyati Shahh ko Welspun World ne President bana diya! LinkedIn pe post kiya, samjha kya? Pehle toh Vice President thi, ab toh boss ban gayi! Yeh kya hota hai, bhai? Duniya ke tamashe mein, Khyati ka leadership journey ab naya chapter shuru ho gaya. Daya bhi khush hogi, kyunki yeh toh garba jaisa dance hai career ka!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya ho raha hai insurance ka? Finance Ministry ne bola ki log zyada policies surrender kar rahe hain! Pichle 4 saal mein ₹2.80 trillion ka payout ho gaya, aur maturity benefits toh bhool jao! Log samajhte nahi premium ka kya karna hai, aur pehle 2 saal mein hi chhod dete hain! Yeh toh sab confusion hai, bhai! Kya samjhaun Daya ko, ya Babita ji se puchoon?
Read ArticleArre bhai, sarkar ne ek billion polymer ke note approve kiye hain! ₹10 aur ₹20 ke liye field trials hone wale hain, samjha kya? RBI ne bola, "Chalo bhai, naye notes chalu karte hain!" Lekin abhi toh sirf shuruaat hai, kab tak aayenge, yeh toh koi nahi janta. Daya ji ko samjha do, unko toh bas shopping ka chakkar hai! Inflation bhi thoda kam ho gaya hai, kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, South Delhi ke floors toh aise mehngay ho gaye hain jaise Babita Ji ka smile! 6,000 sq ft ka floor ab average ₹48.5 crore ka ho gaya hai! Yeh kya ho raha hai? Limited supply aur HNIs ka demand, sab milke prices ko 21% tak upar le ja rahe hain. Lagta hai, Daya ko bhi yeh sab dekhkar garba karne ka mann karega! Kya yaar, sab kuch itna costly kyun ho raha hai?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! India ki 300 family businesses ka milke value ho gaya ₹138 lakh crore! Matlab, har din ₹4,076 crore ka chakkar chal raha hai! Ambani family abhi bhi sabse aage hai, par unka value thoda ghoom gaya hai! Birla aur Jindal bhi aage badh rahe hain. Aur bhai, nayi generation bhi dhamaal macha rahi hai! Sab kuch toh badal raha hai, samjhe kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, EPFO ne sabko dhoka dene wale links se sambhalne ko kaha hai! Agar koi message aaye ki UAN update karna hai, toh samjho, yeh toh tumhara paisa udaa denge! Apni personal info kabhi mat share karo, nahi toh Babita ji bhi nahi bacha sakengi! EPFO ki website khud kholna, samjha kya? Yeh zamana kya aa gaya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Shubhranshu Singh keh raha hai ki agar brands ko yaadgaar banna hai, toh emotional hona padega! Jaise Amul ka jingle sabko yaad hai, lekin kya khaya tha kal? Koi nahi yaad rakhta! A loves B, par B ka baap nahi maan raha, wah bhai wah! Drama daal do, warna sab bhool jaayenge, samjha kya? Marketing mein bhi emotional connection banao, warna sab bhool jaayenge!
Read ArticleArre bhai, RBI ke Governor Sanjay Malhotra keh rahe hain ki bhai logon, AI ko jaldi se apna lo! Lekin sambhal ke, kyunki yeh AI kabhi kabhi chalaki kar sakta hai! Cyber daku se bachne ke liye data privacy ka dhyan rakho. Mumbai mein bola, samajh ke AI use karne wale banks hi jeetenge. Daya, kya karna hai, Babita Ji ko toh samjha do!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman bolti hain ki UPI ka kharcha nahi badhne wala! Rajya Sabha mein bola ki logon ko free mein hi digital payments karne ka mauka milega. Koi bhi extra charge nahi, bas merchants ko thoda dhyan rakhna padega. Samjhe? UPI toh free hai, aur rahega, jaise Daya ka garba! Koi confusion nahi, bhai log!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! RBI ne socha hai ki Monday ko 2 trillion ka chakkar chalana hai! Yeh kya hai? Ek 7 din ka VRRR auction! Daya ki tarah liquidity bhi thoda zyada ho gaya hai, samjha kya? 3.61 trillion ka surplus hai, aur WACR bhi thoda chhota ho gaya hai! Arey, samajh nahi aa raha, Babita Ji ko bata do!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Payments Council of India ne bola hai ki UPI ko sahi se chalane ke liye investment chahiye! Samjha kya? Chhote dukandaaron se koi MDR nahi lenge, par bada bhai logon se thoda service charge ho sakta hai. UPI ka chakkar 2016 se chalu hai, ab toh 23.65 billion transactions ho gaye hain! Lekin, abhi toh baatein chal rahi hain, koi charge nahi aane wala hai, samjha kya? Babita Ji ko bata do, sab safe hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! RBI ne banks ko non-resident deposits ka PSL calculation se chutti de di hai! 8 June se 30 September tak jo naye deposits aayenge, unko ANBC se bahar rakha jayega. Ab bank wale khush hain, tension nahi, samjhe? Daya ki garba ki tarah, sabko khush karne ka mauka hai! Babita Ji, aap toh samajh hi gayi hongi, hai na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Non-banking financial companies ka loan growth 14.4% tak pahunch gaya hai, samjhe? Retail loans ki wajah se, jo ki 20.3% se badh gaye hain! Gold loans toh 69.3% tak chadh gaye hain, jaise Daya ji ka garba! Lekin housing loans ka growth thoda slow hai, sirf 11% hai, samjhe? Aur bhai, banks ka growth toh 18.6% hai, wah wah! Kya zamana aa gaya hai, sab kuch ulta-pulta ho raha hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, July ne toh insurance ki duniya mein dhamaal kar diya! 20.7% ka jump, samjha kya? LIC aur private insurers ne milke ₹47,005 crore kama liya! Group business ka dhamaka aur individual premium bhi chhakka maar raha hai! Babita ji ki tarah khush ho jao, kyunki insurance lene ka sahi waqt aa gaya hai! Kya baat hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Dabur ne Delhi High Court mein FSSAI se kaha, ‘Kya yeh 100% claims band karne ka waqt hai?’ FSSAI bola, ‘Bhai, yeh sab misleading hai!’ Dabur ka kehna hai, ‘Humare products ki quality toh chhoti baat hai!’ Rajiv bhai ne LinkedIn par bola, ‘Yeh sirf 100% ka issue hai, quality toh top hai!’ Kya drama hai bhai, samjho na!
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