Global banks ka RBI ke offshore trade plan pe hungama!

Arre bhai, suno! Global banks ne RBI ke offshore rupee trade reporting plan ko dekh kar keh diya, "Yeh toh hamare clients ki privacy ka chakkar hai!" Samjho, Daya ki garba aur Tapu ki shaitani ke beech mein hum phas gaye! 70% transactions report karne ka kya? Bhai, yeh toh hamare dimaag ka dahi kar dega! RBI ko samajh nahi aa raha, kya karein, kya na karein!