Pension ka chakkar: Digital Life Certificate ki drama samjho!

Arre bhai, suno! 6.87 million pensioners ko apni Digital Life Certificate 30 November tak submit karni hai, warna pension ka chakkar band ho jayega! Aadhar aur bank details lekar aa jao, warna Tapu ke jaise ghar se bhaag jaoge! Biometric ka kya? Babu, sab kuch sahi sahi bharna hai, nahi toh rejection ka dard samjho! Babita ji toh keh rahi thi, 'Jethalal, jaldi karo!'