Centre's New Loan Scheme: Helping Gig Workers Soar High!

Arre bhai, suno! Centre waale bhai log ab gig workers aur domestic helpers ko ₹10,000 tak ka collateral-free loan dene wale hain! Kya baat hai! Jaise PM-SVANidhi ne street vendors ki madad ki, waise hi yeh scheme un sabki life ko thoda aasan karegi. Toh sochiye zara, ab yeh log bhi apne kaam ke liye bike kharid sakte hain, bina kisi tension ke! Aisa lag raha tha jaise, sab kuch ekdum Bollywood movie jaisa ho raha hai!